word assubmaries

Words that you fuck up cuz you're too high to pronunciate them correctly when you're high and that make sense only to you.

Retard: Let's make word ass...sub...maries
J-Dawg: Hwta?

by Reject of the Earth September 1, 2005

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assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

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A Kate-ism for the size serving of ice cream necessitated by a break up from any ASSTARD or fucktard. FLAVORS include "You Deserve Better" and "College Boyfriend THAT ASS" as well as "Let's Just Be Friends" and "Drakkar Noir." The ASSTUB serving is equivalent to the amount of suffering said ASSHAT has inflicted. Any way you slice it, it's gonna be big.

"Wow, I can't believe I dated that douchetard. I'm going to need to dive into an ASSTUB of ice cream..."

by Mittens Was Here September 15, 2013

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asstube

the lower part of the digestive track adjacent the anus; the rectum

If you have rough anal sex then you may end up with a sore asstube for a while.

by real id guy June 7, 2009

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Asstube

A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.

I shoved that asstube into Alby's ass and then I filled his ass with piss and rocketsauce.

by speedman225 March 17, 2007

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asscubically

Adjective for the noun: Asscube. which is:

1) the product when a person's anus (also known as butt, ass, buttocks) combines with any sort of cube.

2) Commonly mistaken for a big ass ice cube.

3) Synonymous with awesome. (adjective: asscubical)

4) An expression used to signify awesomeness

Mr. Paul thought that there was a real fire during the fire drill. He ran around screaming for help. His reaction was hilarious, some might even call it asscubically funny!

by buttkube May 17, 2010

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