Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
"He got VP via assmosis."
by Zak May 03, 2003
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Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.
Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.
by JazzMeaner October 10, 2016
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Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
by co09 March 28, 2006
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Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.
Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
by BDE84 July 21, 2018
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assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson November 28, 2007
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Assmosis

It’s when a shit sits in a toilet bowl for too long and starts to dissolve and turn to shit water.
AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis
by MotherfuckingSatan August 27, 2019
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