by Zak May 03, 2003
Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.
by JazzMeaner October 10, 2016
A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
by co09 March 28, 2006
The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.
Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
by BDE84 July 21, 2018
the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson November 28, 2007
AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis
by MotherfuckingSatan August 27, 2019