assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

assmates

couples in college that take classes together

I couldn't pay attention to today's lecture, because the assmates in front of me wouldn't stop pillow talking to each other.

by catmcaul August 27, 2005

assmat

Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults

"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."

by sxmachine March 04, 2005