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Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.
Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.
by Thee king May 6, 2025
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assametized

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)
Man that hot model has me assametized!
by sgrenzow September 1, 2009
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Assnotized

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.
“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”
by skullman2033 September 8, 2020
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Ahmatized

That stupid fucking word from the Taylor Swift song "Wood" used to censor "dickmatized" that my autism also chose to keep stimming for weeks with the way she says Ah!
OH NO GUYS I'M GETTING AHMATIZED HELP ME! RUN AWAY IT'S THE AHMATIZER!!!

y'all are not ready for this conversation but wood is the best taylor swift song ever #ahmatized #magicwand #ahmatizedswifties #redwoodtree #thatfeelingwhenyougetahmatized #theahmatizer #taylorsahmatizing #ahmatizingphenomenon #iloveahmatizing #hislovewasthekey #getahmatizedforfree #openedmyeyes #mewhenimahmatized #ahmatizedme #itainthardtosee #jointheahmatized #ilovewood #ahmatized
by FuckTaylorSwift November 1, 2025
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