Assinine 

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

Assinine by Mardonia April 8, 2009

Asininestein 

Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)

"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."

Asininestein by Corpania October 8, 2009

Asininery 

Asinine·ry

adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.

"Adam insist on talking on speaker phone to his clients, so that the whole office can hear the conversation from his cubicle. This asininery has got to stop or I will have to strangle him with the cord from the handset he is not using!" -asininery.blogspot.com

Asininery by Unliketherest September 15, 2011

asinine 

ignorant or overly stupid
resembling an ass
pointless

his suggestion to get some phat boots seemed asinine, considering she had no legs.

asinine by thejohns January 22, 2005

Asinine 

Official:

1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.

Slang:

1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.

Official:

1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.

Slang:

That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.

Asinine by Jafje September 30, 2007

assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.

That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine

assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

Assinite 

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

Assinite by Bamarama March 21, 2010