drive by ass grab

the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.

for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.

girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!

girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day

by skytheshadowninja November 30, 2010

Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

by annemarie January 17, 2003

Assgram

Fecal penmanship.

I left you an assgram on your wall.

by The dukes March 23, 2013

Assgrass

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

assgravy

Light brown thick steaming chunks of diarrhea spew that when spattered all over the toilet, looks like gravy from a Thanksgiving dinner table. Also look at buttgravy

Ted was on my toilet for hours and didn't even bother to clean his assgravy off of it.

by Geriko1 September 8, 2008