assgoblin

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

by MPC October 25, 2003

assgoblin

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

assgoblin

Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.

Quiksilvr2186 - assgoblin screenname

by I am hung like a gerbil. July 10, 2004

assgoblin

noun- a person who is butt ass ugly

Man, that bitch is a damn assgoblin.

by blake scott October 9, 2003

assgoblin

someone who gets all up in dat ass like a goblin an shit!

Dam nigga i saw you all up ons that ass like you wuz a freakin assgoblin!

by Silas Dagwood March 5, 2005

assgoblin

a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.

Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.

by Liberace was gay July 12, 2011