Arsegoblins

Unpleasant mixture of itching and sweat when the improperly wiped arse is left to ripen in a high temperature, probably on a car or office seat.

"No, I've got to stop at the Little Chef. I've got arsegoblins"

by fishbear April 4, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

assgoblin

To like giving it up the ass.

Nick is an assgoblin.

by Ozzy21 June 24, 2005

Assgobblin

A gobblin that originates from the ass. Usally used as an insult.

"Your an assgobblin."

by Jin Chaosus March 2, 2003

Ass Goblins

When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...

Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!

by Tom the a$$hole July 1, 2008

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

Ass Goblins

people who love to gobble the ass

i think i am going to gobble her ass

by anthony smith September 10, 2003