assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

asscore

Mix between "hardcore" and "bad-ass" meaning awesome

Your hair looked asscore today.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

assfreshner

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.

Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.

by mysted March 12, 2015

assnorexia

when a female thinks their ass is flatter than it actually is

Your ass looks fine why do you keep complaining about it? I think you might have assnorexia.

by T Rut January 14, 2016

Asforérahginmatäwahplaqberong

A word for guys when they can't think of a word to describe their lovers with; indescribable; Prisca Fils-Aime

"I love you so much . . . You're asforérahginmatäwahplaqberong"

by Jageexbot December 29, 2018

asscore

Badass+hardcore=asscore
It is synomous to adjectives such as cool and sweet.

Some Guy: Dude, the band Funeral Moon is asscore
Some other guy: Indeed brother

by Jonas Hill November 26, 2007

Assfort

The making of an fort in an ass.

Yo dawg that emo kid that be playa hating is an Assfort.

Yo yo yo Assfort

Die die die my Assfort

by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005