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Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
by Chris October 23, 2002
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Ashflower

A girl that may seem to be closed off and closed up, but when you get to know her she seem to blossom into the wonderful person she really is. Like some flowers her petals may close off, hiding the inner beauty. However, Ashflower is truly something to behold when her petals are fully open because you can really see the true beauty and character inside. :)
"Hey, you are an Ashflower. U R AMAZING!"
"No, U R AMAZING"
"Haha, we're both amazing!"
by Glitter Child March 10, 2013
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assclownery

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.
The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
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assclown

1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an wordasshat/word.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.
1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.
by RumGunner August 29, 2002
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assclown

by sinestro1 December 25, 2010
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assclownology

1. The study and or practice of being an Assclown
Kevin really knows his Assclownology.
by mp3452 October 18, 2010
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assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik September 19, 2005
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