asscactus

The conditon in which a man or woman has such prickly ass hair, whether it be from feces or it just grows that way,that said persons ass hair has the sharp prickly quality of the needles of a cactus

1. Dude i haven't wiped in so long i'm starting to develope asscactus.

2. Hey man i was humpin this girl last night and it was all good until I decided to go doggie style and the bitches asscactus was so sharp that it almost pierced my dick.

by JakeYkins March 9, 2007

Boston Assachusetts

The Capital of Assachusetts.

Boston Assachusetts is a great place to eat beans!

Boston Assachusetts drivers are the most curteous and friendly in the nation.

I love living in Boston Assachusetts because the state abbreviation is ASS!

by chopswood January 9, 2011

assfaceish

being really stupid or egotastic

Bob was very assfaceish to his friends when he got an A+ on his test while they got B's.

by Chewphoria November 8, 2009

assfacinated

The art of watching, grabbing, squeezing, and playing with a hot girls butt cheeks for a long amount of time.

If you go to a party and your grabbing and squeezing a girls butt for a lengthy amount of time and don't want to stop, you would be assfacinated

by 9393844383 October 17, 2011

Assfacia

The disease of having a face that looks like a butt.

“That girl looks like she may have assfacia”

by Goochg May 22, 2020