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Assmuncher

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying
"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."
by Wildboyo March 22, 2021
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assmuncher

1. A person who likes to munch ass.
2. Steve Harris.
Steve, you assmuncher!
by MT November 14, 2003
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assmunch

Richard is an assmunch.
by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002
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asscrotch

The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).
"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"
by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006
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Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean
As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.
by Queefsniffer69 March 31, 2023
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asscroachment

The phenomenon that occurs when an overly large person sits next to you on a bus, train, or plane and their ass flows under the armrest into your seating area.
God, that flight was absolutely miserable; not only was it a small plane, but that big girl next to me was totally guilty of asscroachment since half of her butt cheek was in my seat.

Don't some airlines charge obese people for two seats to avoid asscroachment on other paying passengers.
by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter November 16, 2009
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assmunch

A word used to describe someone that you dislike. An individual who on occasion likes to eat someones's ass.
That wife beater Joe Cicatello is such an ass muncher
by Vivien September 15, 2005
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