Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

asstastic

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

by The Gizza February 7, 2003

Asstastic

1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

by Trendon September 16, 2005

asstasstic

When there is so much awesome female ass around you, that the area is known as asstasstic

While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!

by SteveSanders September 13, 2013

asstastic

1. When talking about a person, it's a good term, meaning they are attractive in the ass department.

2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.

1. Damn, Jennifer Aniston is asstastic!
2. I'm going to the dentist today, this shit's asstastic.

by i look like hell August 17, 2009

asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

by oolong August 19, 2006

Asstastic

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

by Heather M. May 6, 2005