ass juice

A natural lubricant obtained when a man puts it in her pooper.

Bravo claimed he knew from experiance that "ass juice is a natural lubricant."
I retorted "fag."

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

ass juice

diarrhea pretty much but more liquidy

friend: i just ass juiced all over the school hallways when runninng to the bathroom

you: wow thats some shit u know man.

bystander: wtf..

by pooper_scooper a lot of times April 6, 2013

ass juice

A delicious concoction found in the streets of NYC, at the Double Down Saloon. Sounds like a rectal leakage biproduct, tastes like a watermelon juice shot.

I couldn't decide what shot I wanted to take, so I picked the dirtiest-sounding, ass juice.

by ashevillesfinest February 24, 2012

ass-juice

The word used to describe the sweat from your back/ass rolling down the cleft of your ass, usually after an intense "workout" session...

Jesus i can almost feel the ass-juice pooling in my boxers!

by Ninja_Tom February 19, 2007

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

ass-juice

Condensation so thick it runs down the windows. A mixture of human breath and gases from the behind= ASS-JUICE

"i can't see the road for all this ass-juice!"

by meh_meh July 11, 2006

Ass Juice

A thick, runny liquid that is created in the asshole, and then pushed out. Most use it as thirst quencher.

"Hey Levi, have you seen my ass juice?"
"Sorry Adam, I drank it."

by TheRealOne677 March 17, 2019