ass appointment

A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).

Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance

Bros: Kick it tonight?

You: Can't, I have an ass appointment with Megan from Bio

Bros: Word.

by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017

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Ass Appreciation Day

Ass Appreciation Day is 7/22. It’s the day we’re you it is ok and in couraged to compliment and appreciate asses.

Babe you know I really appreciate you ass and all the happiness it brings be. I just thought I’d mention it because it’s Ass Appreciation Day.

by Lamborghini.18 July 22, 2019

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ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

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Ass Apple

Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".

nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!

by oawerhg_god July 30, 2021

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