compton ass eddie

one word eddie mort, he thinks hes black and that hes the shit.

he drives an s-dime and wears south pole clothes and phatfarm shoes

by ottwe February 16, 2005

compton ass eddie

Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even our roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.

P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!

O SHiT! THAT NIGGAZ ACTIN LIKE A COMPTON ASS EDDIE! LETS SHANK THAT CRACKER BIYOTCH!! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

compton ass eddie

1. really small, minnie mouse not to be confused with mighty mouse 2. tiny

i didnt feel a thing but its no biggy so dont worry

by laci peterson March 10, 2005

Ass Edger

A person who performs the act of edging on a rim/ass area

That Sean is such an ass edger playing with rim

by Mulsmally March 14, 2022

Ass Edging

Means to withhold (hinny-holding) defecation for pleasure of eventual release.

After a painful night of ass edging, Eric defecated in his Mother-in-law’s spare bedroom’s bathroom.

by Choopies June 6, 2025

compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.

Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"

by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018