ASM

Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

asm

awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

by rjazzle July 17, 2006

ASM

n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

by PQizzle April 16, 2006

ASM

When lol, lmao, lmfao or ctfu just doesn't cut it, there's always ASM-Almost Shit Myself

Holy shit that was funny, ASM!!!

by Sirchopudown May 7, 2016

ASM

Air-to-Surface Missile

The interdiction squadron managed to fire an Air-to-Surface Missile (ASM) straight up Godzilla's gigantic monster ass sending him back to the oceans depths

by anonymous May 18, 2020

asm

Doing the Tik Tok trend to remove the first and last letter of your name.

Asm tiktok trend

by Whoa I thought? April 9, 2021

ASM

meaning cute or very attractive

lavelle-“bro that girl is so ASM”
jordan-“ongggg”

by jordbird March 28, 2022