Aslak

An Aslak is a little bird located in Norway. It's tweets sounds like "hoh hoh hoh". It is a very rare bird, so the chance of spotting one is very low. It is often said he is the Thor's bird (from "Asgard"). The exactly reason for that do no one knows. The bird is well known as Tor Aslak in Norway, because "Thor" is often written as "Tor" in norwegian.

<Cody>: I saw a rare bird today!
<Frank>: Oh! An Aslak?
<Cody>: Yes! A Tor Aslak! Unbelieveable!
<Frank>: Wow! Lucky you!

by GLAften November 29, 2013

aslak

aslak is very tall and handsome he will never make you sad he will only make you happy
he has a big dick and will fuck you good

oh shit your name is aslak do you have a big dick?

by yobitchfuckyou August 19, 2020

Aslak

Aslak is the best and has the longest cock. Aslak has a bigger cock than kevin

Person 1:"Aslak has the biggest cock"

Person 2:"yes, Aslak is the best"

by Aslak with the longest cock October 31, 2019

alakeh

A name for a beautiful girl or lady from South Africa. She's funny, short, fast and she's sexy too. She's the type of woman whom you would like to spend the rest of your life(kinda) with and you would never regret anything you do with her(ehhh) but she got attitude(yes she does), don't ever try to disrespect this kind of woman(YOU BETTER NOT) and she bows down to nobody especially a man, you bow down to her!!!!

Alakeh is my bestfriend ever she is so pretty and nice and smart and better then anyone else(jk)

by alakeh March 1, 2023

alakefic

Uncaring

Don’t be so bloody alakefic.

by Thedukeofnewcastle December 27, 2018

Aslak

Aslak is a Norwegian name. He is funny, kind and helpfull man that only wants the best of other people. He olways wants to help, but can be a little bit irritasjon. But he just wants to be your friend.

Hi Aslak
Aslak, can I borrow a pencile?

by Australien guy December 10, 2018

asaker

A really tough motherfucker who never loses a physical fight, but is kind at the same time.

Wow, this respectful guy just killed his ass physically during a confrontation, he must be an Asaker.

by 6ft6 May 11, 2019