Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022
Get the An Ardernity mug.A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523
We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021
Get the ardernite mug.by Kingderp February 3, 2017
Get the adern mug.When you ingest a stimulant (such as Adderall) & then immediately lie down & go to sleep, such that the Adderall wakes you up in 90 to 120 minutes time and ensures that you do, in fact, only take a nap, rather than sleep for an entire night (or other reasonable span of time).
Yeah, no, I'm not going to sleep tonight—I'm just going to take an addernap & then keep writing this paper.
by Constans May 4, 2014
Get the Addernap mug.Alderney is a state that is a industrial heck hole of sewage soccer moms and suburbs apearing in the gta series.
It is located next to liberty city and is often confused for but it is NOT A PART OF LIBERTY CITY IT IS IN ASEPARATE STATE.
It is located next to liberty city and is often confused for but it is NOT A PART OF LIBERTY CITY IT IS IN ASEPARATE STATE.
by Ugotdud September 5, 2021
Get the Alderney mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
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1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.
2: Atonement in a half assed way
1: To drive or punish one's ass by whipping; but without the force necessary to fully regret the act.
2: Atonement in a half assed way
Mary: "Did you hear what Brad did to Angelina?"
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"
Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."
Genivieve: "No, but i bet he'll asternithin himself to get back with her!"
Sarah: "Oh my GOD! Did you hear how Bill crawled back to Hillary?"
Elizabeth: "Ha! I Bet he just went through Asternithin to get out of paying alimony."
by Tardis Chaser June 2, 2009
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