arsewipe

toilet paper or annoying person

have you got any arsewipes ?

you're such an arsewipe !

by arsewipe May 21, 2002

arsewipe

A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.

See also wankstain and cwmgors.

"I can't believe you just squashed my hamster with the Beano 1995 Annual, you arsewipe!"

by britishandworried February 3, 2005

arsewiper

An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.

I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.

by pipesucker February 28, 2018

arsewiper

when you are stuck in an arkward whilst on the toilet an "arsewiper" will be called to finish the creation started

(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
"honey i'm stuck and i haven't wiped"
"OK,LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO HELP YOU"
comes in wipes arse(arsewiper) and help out

by thewoodsterix December 24, 2008