seeking arrangement

A sugar daddy website

So I’m seeking arrangement behind my husband back

by Tgizzy November 11, 2019

arrangement

A preemptive plan in which a closet gay purposely marries a woman in order to create a veil of heterosexuality. In well-planned arrangements, the wife of the closet gay is well aware of her husband's sexual needs and satisfies her own accordingly as the husband does the same, all in secret. Arrangements are prompted by familial, religious, or cultural pressures that look down on homosexuality. See wonky.

Note: marriages in which men come out of the closet and separate from their wives are NOT arrangements.

Jay: Bro, I think my parents are going to find out I'm gay and disown me.
Rob: No, dude! You can be happy in the closet and keep your parents in the dark. Just get an arrangement with that skank Jessica!

by farshed kerpal June 7, 2010

Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes

Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes

by i5racer August 4, 2010

Arrangementship

A hybrid of Arrangement and Relationship. When an adult couple agree to only have sex without the headaches of a full blown relationship.

My Arrangementship with x&%$tine ended last week.

by Billy London January 4, 2008

staycation arrangement

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

by HefeBoss October 4, 2016

Rectal Arrangement

When two consenting adults decide that they want to bump asses with double ended dildos.

Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.

by zaharie June 5, 2019

Edible Arrangement

When a chick is fix’n her thighs for you to wrap your arms around them and go to town

I was at shorty’s crib last night to Netflix and chill, she started tugging at her panties while leaning back. I knew she was trying to order an edible arrangement; I didn’t even get a chance to skip the intro.

by YuskeUrameshi9 April 19, 2021