by jaffaw July 16, 2009
The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.
by 3ntity July 05, 2021
The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
by crudux_cruo September 02, 2009
beautiful girl, She can be your best friend or your worst enemy, very loyal, confident, talkative, always uses filter, loves her besties, loves dori and myself. She is there always for you, only wears Jumpers, Tights and loves candles
Person 1: "Who is the sexiest in the wold?"
Person 2: "Skye Isabelle Armitage!!!!!"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!!!!"
Person 2: "Skye Isabelle Armitage!!!!!"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!!!!"
by PPMuncher22 August 22, 2022
Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.
by 68356665868683058667838856 June 11, 2022
Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand
"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed
by F34 May 11, 2025