Arlene

Ar⋅lene /ɑrˈlin/ Show Spelled Pronunciation ahr-leen

Someone possessing great beauty and kindness. Arlenes are generally good natured and soft spoken, but when startled or angered they internalize their rage and begin to gnaw on their fingers, when their intense anger finally boils over they often become violent and will seek revenge by performing a "Sunday" on your car. Arlenes tend to be very complex and have dual sides to their personalities. They can be at the same time very understanding and very insensitive. When observing an Arlene in the wild be on the look out for her special mating dance, it is unmistakable. No man can resist the lurid temptations of her dance. Once a Arlene has seduced you with her dance, there is no escape from her clutches. It has been noted that even in death there is no escape from the constant wanting and desire that she brings.
"Wow she really has you whipped, she must be a total Arlene!"
by honeyboy February 03, 2010
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Arlen is probably one of the best boys you will meet. He is very compassionate and super kind. He will seem shy when you first meet him, but once he gets comfortable he is outgoing, sarcastic, and fun to be around. Arlen has a great sense of humor and can make pretty much anyone laugh, and just by being around him makes you smile uncontrollably. He is very talented and is good at anything he puts his mind to. He is sweet and caring to anyone he loves, and will make sure you know how he feels about you. He is deeply caring for others and puts others before himself. Arlen is also very sympathetic, and he worries about others problems, and will do what he can to help. He will seem pushy, but in the end he only wants the best for you and for you to be happy, because part of his happiness comes from yours. Arlen is overall just an amazing person and someone you definitely want in your life. If you find an Arlen, never lose him.
“Wow you seem happier than usual!”

“Oh yeah, I just talked to Arlen!”
by A.N.R August 21, 2022
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I love you Arlene!!!!!!!!
by Tray Sea September 12, 2006
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The manliest fucking man to ever exist.
In no way can he be mistaken for a woman.
Has a massive dick.
Even guys wanna suck him off.
Person 1: Yo dude look at that guy fucking 20 girls at once!
Person 2: Probably an Arlen, I wanna join it.
by It aint me cuz November 02, 2019
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Arlen is an amazing, godly, legendary, and at the sport of basketball. STAIGHT FAX
Arlen is plating a goat in one on one.
He will probably destroy the goat
Oh wait. He is the goat
by Arlen is godly November 22, 2017
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A man who would literally fuck anything that moves, living, dead or inanimate.
Person 1: shit! Arlen’s coming!
Person 2: don’t move!
by Tommoisawesome April 18, 2020
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Arlen, an awesome boy who loves to play call of duty, GTA V and fortnite on Xbox One with his friends. He is mexican and european. He loves sports like track and baseball. Arlen also loves to make vlogs and often names social media accounts just as his regular name. Arlen gets in trouble somewhat alot in school and always brings his grades up just at the end of every quarter. He usually loves to do thrilling things and parkour.
Wow! I can't believe you brought your grade to an "A" from an "F" a weeks before the quarter ended! Your such an Arlen.
by Stansavage April 04, 2018
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