Appleanus

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.

Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.

by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

Applicant's Remorse

The shitty feeling one gets after filling out lots of job applications

Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.

Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.

by accusingeyes July 31, 2010

appleanche

When a grocer's vertical display of fresh fruit, particularly apples, comes tumbling down and scatters across the floor of the store. word combination of apple and avalanche

Ashley gently pulled the perfect Macintosh from the middle of the grocery display when suddenly everything shifted and there was a loud rumble. "Run for your lives", she exclaimed, " APPLEANCHE!"

by RicardoCorridor January 29, 2009

Applecation

An application made for the iPhone or iPod touch.

I have like 69 applecations on my iphone!

by Baconis D Licious January 4, 2010

Asperante

French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.

MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.

BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.

MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?

BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?

MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!

BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.

MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006