applejack

To assault someone with their own Macbook.

Sorry I can't turn the logo off, WAIT NO *quack*

Lol he got applejacked

by a1278 June 8, 2010

Applejack

To judge another person for a reason that is really not worthy of judgement at all.

"I applejacked the couple in front of me in the grocery store because they were only buying a sugary cereal. Then I realized that I love that cereal too?"

by Hb0mba1 November 8, 2011

applejack

When you make a hole in an apple, ejactulate in the apple, and someone eats the apple.

i'm so hungry i could eat an applejack

by david Disch August 13, 2006

Applejack

A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.

You're such an Applejack.

by Everyn December 12, 2016

Applejack

A punch in the throat or adams' apple.

Oh, dude! He punched her right in the throat! What an applejack!

by KeltsinFeff August 13, 2008

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

by Lilibeth March 4, 2005