Applefreak

Anyone who owns several Apple products.

Stu's such a Applefreak! He owns two iPods, a iPad ,a iPhone and a Apple Watch!

by BruinKiller3469 June 8, 2016

The Appleseed Cast

An amazing indie-rock band from Lawrence,Kansas who will make you cry whether it's angst fillled emo from their early work or beautiful post-rock from their later work.

Emo music fan: Do You know any nice slow songs of the emo genre?

You know like "LoveLetterTypewriter" or "Lowercase West Thomas"

Appleseed Fan: Yeh,try "December 27th,1990" by the Appleseed Cast

by Sretupmoc July 20, 2009

Johnny Appleseed

Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.

Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.

by AK-Nick July 20, 2009

Johnny Appleseed

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.

"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

by Bolo919 April 13, 2009

appleseed

(Adj) A name for someone who says something very dumb.

Appleseed: How does an appleseed go to the top of a tree?
People:*sighs* appleseed

by big dick energy ariana grande December 12, 2019

Appleweed

Extremely seedy marijuana buds.

Buyer: Damn this has hella seeds.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.

Ex 2:
Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.

by NCTarzan December 4, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004