shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

Loss of Appeshite

When one experiences a loss of motivation to have a bowel movement due to witnessing a disgusting circumstance or event.

I experienced severe loss of appeshite when I looked inside my apartment's bathroom.

by Masnoop March 16, 2014

Marshall Applewhite

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.

I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.

by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019

applewhite

a sexy motherfucking family

The Applewhite's are so hot.

by jerry goatly January 4, 2014

Appleshot

When a man gets wasted drinking apple cider, believing it is champagne. This usually leads to extreme humiliation.

We gave bob an appleshot last night.

by breaker22 December 31, 2009

@applewhiteisalesbian

the tiktok user @applewhiteisalesbian is the best person and is carrying the whole ever after high fandom. she managed to bring back the eah fandom and overall is an incredible person.

"bro @applewhiteisalesbian followed me back on"
"seriously? you're so lucky. she is amazing!"

by eahbeloved August 3, 2021