apolojizz

The cum that comes from make up sex

and then I apolojizzed all over her face last night after we argued.

by Fuckin Tim September 25, 2008

Apolojizz

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.

1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.

by Charlise November 2, 2007

Apolojizz

To apologize with the intention of getting some; To apologize profusely in hopes of receiving sexual favors in return

After cheating on her with Erica, Sean was apolojizzing all over the place to Amanda

by sexii_mamii March 4, 2011

Apolojizz

An orgasm after make-up sex.

Your apolojizz is excepted.

by Thug Life 69 May 19, 2009

Apolojizzing

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.

“Jason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”

by sticky thumb September 12, 2019

Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011