Apolojizz 

An orgasm after make-up sex.

Your apolojizz is excepted.

Apolojizz by Thug Life 69 May 19, 2009

Apolojizz 

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

Apolojizz by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011

Apolojizz 

The act of using sex as a formal apology.

"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"

Apolojizz by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012

Apolojizz 

To feel bad about coming quickly

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.

Apolojizz by Spider Borland October 3, 2010

Apolojizz 

The act of producing reproductive fluids(jizz) During Make up sex.

This word was created by Keith Land

My girlfriend and I got into an arguement, she slapped me and then we started to do it, About fifteen minutes later I made it a point to apolojizz all over her.

cum jizz make up sex apology awesome

Apolojizz by superace10 June 15, 2010

apolojizz 

saying apologies but in a freaky and or joking way

my apolojizz

apolojizz by _huney_ June 15, 2025

apolojizz

To defend a billionaire, corporation, or powerful figure with a fervour that borders on the erotic, despite receiving nothing in return and being held in open contempt by the very object of one's devotion.

apolojizzing
noun
The act itself, unpaid, unsolicited reputation management performed by fans on behalf of people who couldn't pick them out of a lineup.

ORIGIN
Early 21st century, a blend of apologize (to make excuses for) and a vulgar term for enthusiastic emission, capturing the unseemly zeal of the stan rushing to shield the wealthy. Compare: simp, bootlicker. brownnoser, Stan

"He spent his lunch break apolojizzing over a tech CEO who'd just laid off his entire department."

apolojizz by BlindPugh July 7, 2026