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Apolojizz 

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation
John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

Apolojizz 

The act of using sex as a formal apology.
"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"
Apolojizz by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012

Apolojizz 

To feel bad about coming quickly
He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.
Apolojizz by Spider Borland October 3, 2010

Apolojizz 

The act of producing reproductive fluids(jizz) During Make up sex.

This word was created by Keith Land
My girlfriend and I got into an arguement, she slapped me and then we started to do it, About fifteen minutes later I made it a point to apolojizz all over her.

cum jizz make up sex apology awesome
Apolojizz by superace10 June 15, 2010

apolojizz 

saying apologies but in a freaky and or joking way
my apolojizz
apolojizz by _huney_ June 15, 2025

I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.
"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018