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Definitions by BlindPugh

To defend a billionaire, corporation, or powerful figure with a fervour that borders on the erotic, despite receiving nothing in return and being held in open contempt by the very object of one's devotion.

apolojizzing
noun
The act itself, unpaid, unsolicited reputation management performed by fans on behalf of people who couldn't pick them out of a lineup.

ORIGIN
Early 21st century, a blend of apologize (to make excuses for) and a vulgar term for enthusiastic emission, capturing the unseemly zeal of the stan rushing to shield the wealthy. Compare: simp, bootlicker. brownnoser, Stan
"He spent his lunch break apolojizzing over a tech CEO who'd just laid off his entire department."
apolojizz by BlindPugh July 7, 2026