fuck apnea

when you cum so hard you cannot breathe

can also cause a neck strain

dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea

by antie nae September 27, 2011

fart apnea

Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.

Nancy continually wake's herself up due to chronic fart apnea.

by fart giver June 22, 2011

Sweep apnea

An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.

I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.

by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Wake apnea

When you snore while your awake

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”

by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023

Sex Apnea

When you stop breathing for a short period of time due to orgasm.

My sex apnea was so bad, I wasn't sure I was going to survive that last orgasm.

by The Apneiac October 3, 2011

Wake Apnea

when someone thinks so hard about the task at hand that they forget to breathe, common in people with little to no common sense

She was concentrating so much on sorting the mail that she had a bout of wake apnea.

by SquirrelWrangler February 1, 2022

Sleep apnea

A health condition pertaining only to incels and unattractive people. Occurs from being either overweight, having recessed jaws, or both. Looking this way usually makes one unappealing to the opposite sex. Overwightness develops from gluttony. Recessed jaws develop when one slouches and mouth breathes throughout their growing years. Can lead to lower IQ, adhd, heart burn, neckbeardom, hatred of women and social rejection.

Have you seen that chad with the strong jawline? You can tell he doesnt have sleep apnea just by looking at his sexy jawline.

by Warda86 December 12, 2019