social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

ahlasia

Crazy ass motherfucker

Ahlasia is sweet but don’t get on her bad side because she is crazy

by Guestes January 25, 2018

Aalasiah

Aalasiah is a nice an shy girl she plays alot and is very beautiful she has brown eyes, dark skin,an thick hair. She has a bad side but u have to push her to a limit to see it.if u every get an Aalasiah in your life keep her around she's amazing 😘😏

Aalasiah is one of a kind person even if someone else has the Same name as her

by Daonenonly August 22, 2018

Browne Aphasia

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

by garljack April 25, 2011

Stultus Aphasia

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that you are at a loss for words.

Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."

by Tommology February 14, 2019

aplastao

1. The Spanish slang term for when something is squashed.
2. Flat, or flattened
3. slang for aplastado

Tu pelo parece un poco aplastao en ese lado.
Your hair looks a bit flat.

by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

Alasia

Stank booty crackhead who can't whoop anybody

"You got whooped by Tae??? I didnt know you were an Alasia"

by Whodatwhodis October 28, 2020