anti-poon 

a person or persons who scares chicks no matter what.

man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.

anti-poon by buddah16 July 31, 2009

Anti poon 

Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny

Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon

Anti poon by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009

anti poon 

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

anti poon by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

Anti Poon 

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.

Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.

Anti Poon by Js and Ml December 19, 2008

anti-poon squad 

A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.

Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.

anti-poon squad by bobbyvee November 7, 2009

anti-poon tactic 

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

anti-poon tactic by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

Anti-Poon Missile by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009