anniversary

A day in which two people celebrate being together as a couple. Usually the male buys flowers, chocolate or jewelery and the female is much obliged to receive them. It is one of the two days a year a man is expected to be romantic (well, everyday they are expected to be romantic but let's not count our chickens before they hatch). An anniversary is a day very similar to Valentines Day. It is a day for males to make up for everything that has gone wrong in the past 12 months with a ton of ass kissing, literally or physically, either way! An anniversary is a day when a man will go out of his way and secretly make romantic plans and do anything he can to make sure his significant other feels loved. Also on an anniversary, sex is a must. But not that crazy, I want to bend you over and fuck sex (well maybe after the 1st round), but the passionate and lengthy, love making type of sex. As a female knows to be romantic everyday of the year, on an anniversary is the perfect day for a man to go all out and makeup for everyday he was not romantic, all 363 days.

Hello darling! Be prepared for the best day of your life ever! Here are a dozen roses and a beautiful diamond ring. I love you! Now let me rub your feet! Happy Anniversary!

by Nikki Weiss July 6, 2006

halo combat evolved anniversary

The reskin of Halo: Combat Evolved. It was released in 2011 as a separate disk, and re-released for Halo: The Master Chief Collection as campaign. It didn’t contain the original Halo: Combat Evolved multiplayer, instead Halo Reach multiplayer. The classic CE multiplayer came back in the Master Chief Collection.
It was 343’s first game that it made.

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary’s graphics just got fixed on Halo MCC.

by yeltsA kciR May 23, 2021

paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.

Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA

by spacer_ July 31, 2009

Fresh Entertainment's Anniversary

Since 2005, Fresh Entertainment has set the standard in production in Los Angeles with International Dj's and full scale, concert size, event productions. Come discover what it means to be FRESH in L.A!!

This years fresh entertainment's anniversary will be off the hook with these talents:

Sean Tyas
Global Dj's
Aphrodite
Filo & Peri
dj micro
dj fresh
special d
brooklyn bounce
victor dinaire
steve smooth
dj scotty boy
distorted minds
+many many more!!

by QueenBinx March 19, 2009

Bryce and Julia's Anniversary

Septemper 2, 2023 is anniversary of brijulias julia and bryce anniversary golden oreo theodepot gulp campi leash orah 35 doler

"Hey guys it's Bryce and Julia's Anniversary, its time to break out the Golden Oreos. Theodepot gulp!!"

by ambaryk November 8, 2023

anniversary break up

when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary

Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"

by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012

anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009