A man known for explaining the jokes he knows while not understanding the majority of jokes he hears. Ankush is a man who knows what he wants. Usually it's the pennies on the floor (the penny pinching fucker) because he's got to feed the family somehow. Being the only recorded Asian to vote leave, he truly lacks common sense in every way possible. Ankush is known for his common misuse of the English language. He is a big fan of watching women giving pregnant.
Ankush probably touches kids
Some say he's still stuck in silver to this day.
Ankush probably touches kids
Some say he's still stuck in silver to this day.
Guy 1: *Explains a joke*
Guy 2: "STFU ankush, how the fuck did you get into the country?"
Also Guy 2: *Hits up the EDL*
Guy 2: "STFU ankush, how the fuck did you get into the country?"
Also Guy 2: *Hits up the EDL*
by CompLexiBee April 23, 2019
Get the Ankushmug. by Sam lol April 9, 2022
Get the Ankushmug. One of the most attractive indian guys you'll ever meet.
Dark curly hair, chocolate coloured eyes, perfect smile,chiseled jawline that'll make any girl wet. He is the definition of perfect. Smart, athletic, charming, personality, caring, loyal and handsome AF. All the girls want him but when he has his eyes on *that lucky girl* he will only show affection to her because he is loyal
AF. He's a keeper! So if you're ever lucky enough to have an Ankush Boyy in your life, you should NEVER LET HIM GO. He treats his girlfriend right and loves her the most in this world and loves to shower her with hugs and kisses.
Dark curly hair, chocolate coloured eyes, perfect smile,chiseled jawline that'll make any girl wet. He is the definition of perfect. Smart, athletic, charming, personality, caring, loyal and handsome AF. All the girls want him but when he has his eyes on *that lucky girl* he will only show affection to her because he is loyal
AF. He's a keeper! So if you're ever lucky enough to have an Ankush Boyy in your life, you should NEVER LET HIM GO. He treats his girlfriend right and loves her the most in this world and loves to shower her with hugs and kisses.
by Alexx Henrys November 23, 2021
Get the Ankushmug. A person who retorts with "your mom" when he runs out of insults but would remain a virgin for the rest of his life.
Usually is very tall but you know his dick is short. Acts gay.
Usually is very tall but you know his dick is short. Acts gay.
dude 1 : you're the kinda guy to see a sign, "100 bucks per kid" and offer 100 bucks.
dude 2 : NO! YOU MOM
dude 1: what a ankush
dude 2 : NO! YOU MOM
dude 1: what a ankush
by dorkboysupreme November 22, 2021
Get the Ankushmug. Literally ankush is a nice name, girl can take his dick he has so long dick ankush means a instrument that control elephant although he has a dick like elephant
by abracadabraaa November 21, 2021
Get the Ankushmug. Ankush are day dreamers. They love to assume unrealistic things in their life. They are very much affectionate towards their family members and even to the close relatives. They will be able to lead a successful love life and married life as well. They are honest by nature. And their honesty will help them to grow in every sectors of their lives, from career to business, and even from love life to family life. They believe in spirituality.They are creative as well. Painting and cooking are their favourite pass time. They are born artist.
Artistic Ankush
by Skinny 367 November 22, 2021
Get the Ankushmug.