1 definition by CompLexiBee
A man known for explaining the jokes he knows while not understanding the majority of jokes he hears. Ankush is a man who knows what he wants. Usually it's the pennies on the floor (the penny pinching fucker) because he's got to feed the family somehow. Being the only recorded Asian to vote leave, he truly lacks common sense in every way possible. Ankush is known for his common misuse of the English language. He is a big fan of watching women giving pregnant.
Ankush probably touches kids
Some say he's still stuck in silver to this day.
Ankush probably touches kids
Some say he's still stuck in silver to this day.
Guy 1: *Explains a joke*
Guy 2: "STFU ankush, how the fuck did you get into the country?"
Also Guy 2: *Hits up the EDL*
Guy 2: "STFU ankush, how the fuck did you get into the country?"
Also Guy 2: *Hits up the EDL*
by CompLexiBee April 23, 2019