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André

A lightskin nigga with an enormous cock who has tons of hoes and knows how to pleasure them mentally and sexually, may have an average size penis but who cares. It’s not the size that matters it’s how you use it. He is also an excellent catch. If you date him keep him because he will make you feel like the most important person in the world. He may act retarded but he is very smart and he is funny asf and will make you laugh every time you are near him.
“Hey babes I’m really lonely and I’m in need of a healthy relationship”- Retarded girl who goes after toxic men

“Dm André, he knows how to treat a woman right mamas”-smart girl who knows that not all men are trash.
by XxxarealassniggaxxX June 24, 2020
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André

If you find a person named André, then he is 100% a goat. No matter what anybody named André is a goat. He is a even bigger goat if he has a nice beard and looks like shaggy from scooby doo. André is a name for people who are better than others.
That guy is such an André, he doesnt like cumrats
by cumrathater1 November 30, 2022
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André

The name "André" is derived from everything that is genuine. Understanding and well spoken in almost any situation. Tends to stand for "protective" or "protecter.
"Man I don't know how I'm going to get through this, where's an André when you need one.
by Wu-Tang Forever 4203 June 18, 2018
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André

A hot guy who get all the hot ladies and knows all there needs and is all round caring guy and has a great body and is very handsome
1: He's such an André

2: I know I really want to date him
by EnchantedHeart December 7, 2016
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andrée

Thick white girl who is quiet until you get to know her then she's fun but in a good way.
Friend 1: Hey bro, did you see Andrée last night?

Friend 2: Yeah dude, I didn't know she could party like that.

Friend 1: I know right she's always so quiet !
by Andy_girl December 21, 2016
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André

A man who has a monstrous cock and likes to watch anime. He pretty good at video games, especially fortnite. He can attract all the females in his school but chooses not to. And also listens to a lot of J. Cole. WATCH OUT FOR THAT YOUNGIN.
by QFWEF November 22, 2021
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Andrés

Andrés can be really sweet, he is hard to get and hard to understand sometimes, but when bad things are going on he will always be there to help, the most charming guy I’ve ever met. The most hard working guy you will ever meet, he will move everything that is on his way till he gets what he wants. He stands up for the people he loves.
Andrés will always have a place in my heart.
Andres and I had sex for 4 hours.
by Babyass June 10, 2018
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