Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

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1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

Anal Probe

An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.

Paigan: hey Kaye and Monica what's anal probing?
Kaye: Look Anal Probe up on urbandictionary.com
Monica: Yeah, urbandictionary's the best!

by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009

Anal Probing

When a super hot guy like a "Tony" gives it to a really hot chick like a "Katina" in the ass, over and over as if he is searching for something

I just can't stop anal probing that chick there is more fun to have every time

by Bebba the alien August 20, 2011

Arabian Anal Probe

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017

bah anal probe

the term used to describe the image of an alien sticking its probe up the jaxie of the sheep emotion on msn...very amusing image =

example 1: (dragging it out) its the bah anal probeeeee

by emma..x December 27, 2007

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016