It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011

Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"

Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.

by marcielovestheD July 19, 2015

build a bridge an get over it

what you say to someone, when the simple 'get over it' just wont do

A: my dog has died, im soo sad
B: i dont care, build a bridge an get over it

by Brabbs July 15, 2006

It's an avacado

Thaaaaanksss

It's an avacadooo
THAAANKSSSSS

by Bob ross is bae July 13, 2019

take an eye at it

To take a shot at looking at something.

Yes, we can take an eye at it to confirm that it matches the existing condition.

by NW's September 19, 2017

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

smoke it like an O.G.

When you're having a good time and getting pumped up to take it to the next level.

"Yo Rodney, bro, smoke it like an O.G.!"

by ilikemypizza July 9, 2021