Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.

she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023

Alison

Alison is a girl with morals and is a great remodel. She's the girl that your parents can safely say they're glad you found. She sometimes keeps to herself and sticks to her own good judgement because she doesn't want to get hurt. She shares her joy and kindness to the world but hides her tears. She's the kind of girl that makes you feel good about yourself and never brings anyone down. She's nice to everyone and makes your heart skip a beat when you see her. Her kisses always bring you happiness regardless of how your feeling. She's someone who your constantly thinking about and brings a smile to your face just by the thought of her. She's absolutely beautiful in every way. If you manage to be her man your a very lucky guy. Get to know her she brings out the best in everyone and always has a helping hand. Usually has only a few close friends although she's sweet and respects everyone she's afraid to get overly involved and can have trust issues.

Guy 1 : "I'm so ticked off right now, I wish I had someone to talk to and truly love that I can trust."

Guy # 2: "It seems to me like you need to find an Alison."

by MaxxxD October 4, 2011

Amson

Best in the world. 😆

Eric, you are Amson😅

by EASK May 20, 2017

arison

The sexiest thing alive. I want to lick his face off.

I wish I can have a Arison as a boyfriend. I know you girls want a Arison.

by Wassa3834 June 27, 2017

amigone

a big pothead. the biggest. ever. ya gotta meet him an shake his hand. do it.

yo man quit bein an amigone and get a job

by damnitaaskdj September 23, 2010

Alison

If you have an Alison as a best friend you are lucky. They are the funniest, most athletic, gorgeous person you will ever meet. You will be able to tell them every thing without worrying and them telling anyone. They will have your back no matter what happens between you. Alison's are especially good at sports. They can Basicly do anything that they try. If you have an Allison as your bestfriend your are lucky

Alison stayed all night when I cried

by 20basketball December 18, 2014

Alison

A beautiful, hott, sexy girl. One who thinks she is not pretty but is the most gorgeous person ive ever seen. she will one day end up with all she ever dreamed of, because she didnt take advantage of what she had when she was younger.

damn i want an Alison!!

by The (1) April 30, 2006