alternary

Being defined as the alternate universe where Hillary won the election and everyone is happy

"Man, I wish I was in the Alternary right now"

by stepmomwhodoeswanttoreplaceyou November 6, 2017

Alternageek

A person who does not look like a stereotypical nerd/geek/brain.

Prep #1: Like, oh my gah!! Look at the geek in the Led Zep-puh-lin shirt!!!
Prep #2: Isn't he, like, the val-uh...val-uh...smartest one in the class?
Prep #3: Oh, him? He's like, an alternageek, duh!!!
All: EWW!!!

by Alternageek #1 December 29, 2004

alternafact

An opinion treated by its holder as if it were a fact; also, usually relevant facts are available and are more broadly accepted due to the preponderance of evidence supporting them. The opinion is therefore an "alternative" fact. Coined by Jim McCarthy in 2020.

That we can safely stay open standing shoulder to shoulder in the slaughterhouse 10 hours/day, Mr. Tyson, may be an alternafact.

by Bling Blang Blaouw May 4, 2020

alternahawk

When a girl, and sometimes a boy, shaves a side of their head, for an "edgy" effect. A common Portland/Seattle sight.

You know, that girl we met the other night, on Hawthorne, I really admired her alternahawk, but I wonder if her head was cold?

by therhetoric August 15, 2011

Alternalying

An different definition of the truth, that is actually false. Falsehood

The President's Press Secretary said the crowds at the inauguration were larger than you see in the pictures. He was alternalying.

by Balcony Bob January 24, 2017

Alternafactoid

“Alternafactoids”- a word used to describe hypocrites who turn a blind eye to reality!

Arguing with an Alternafactoid is in fact worse than yelling at your toaster for burning the toast!

by Lien467 July 29, 2025