ALP

The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.

The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)

The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.

by Lexette June 5, 2005

Alping

Rudely shooting down someone who is trying to get your attention in a social situation.

Wow! Did you see Ryan? He's totally Alping that girl who was trying to dance with him! He just shook his head and walked away!

by Tripnastic June 5, 2011

Alp

a nickname for tits

Look at her giant Alps.

by asdffgggggg July 18, 2008

ALP

Ass Licking Pussy
When someone is a ass licking pussy they are someone who lives there life to please others but many find this intolerable

Lisa- but he's so nice to me
Marissa- he's nice to everyone it annoys me
Lisa- I mean he is a bit of a alp

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

ALP

Stands for Aggressive Little People or Aggressive Little Person.

Dude that short chick is hot." "Watch out man i heard shes an ALP.

by Unicorn-Girl August 9, 2011

ALP

1. Accelerated Learning Program.

The coolest camp in Wisconsin. Only the best of the best take honor classes over summer FOR FUN!

2. A place to meet hott nerds.

Val: Check out the guy over there in the Star Wars shirt...
Trish: Yummy, I'm going to get me some of that! No one goes to ALP to learn!

by trishiepoo June 2, 2005

Alp

*the opposite of Bae(Before Anyone Else)
After Lots of People

Guy: Honey you my BAE
Girl: Well you my ALP

Guy: Wait what...
Girl: After Lots of People...
Guy: I want a list of names
Girl: no

*fight ensues

by Archer 808 February 22, 2015