alley cat

An alley cat is a younger women in her late 20's or early 30's but is unattractive and thinks she is pretty. She is not old enough to be a sabretooth, but thinks of herself as a puma, or a pre-cougar.

Kathy thought she was hot but had to be told she was an alley cat.

by dent doc January 21, 2009

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2005

Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.

"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."

by Steel Train December 4, 2006

alley-cat cute

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.

There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.

by Chas501 January 11, 2017

Alley Cat 909

A street artist from the San Bernardino County. Most famous for his money cat design. (Wheat paste & stickers ) A truly inspirational street artist who has a bright future in the art industry.

Alley cat 909 - great sticker artist and wheat paster

by Artlover104 October 9, 2012

Backdoor alley cat

An insult saying someone is a homosexual tramp

Dean says 'Ello big boii' Joe says ' Your such a backdoor alley cat'

by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006

squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs October 12, 2008