allegedly

When you do something embarrassing during a drug or alcohol fuelled runaway, all responsibility for such acts can be erased by simply saying 'allegedly' when talking about it afterwards.

Frank: "Jeez Pat, you must've been wasted last night - you pissed in Rob's suitcase!"

Pat: "Allegedly pissed in his suitcase ..."

Frank: "Ahhhhhh Pat, you crazy! We all saw you do it but, you know, allegedly ..."

by Ol Grimey December 4, 2014

alledgedly

A situation or event involving a rocky outcropping dat is merely claimed to be da case.

In his humorous "great outdoors adventures" book-chapter "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus relates how he was alledgedly very interested in learning about geological formations, when in reality he was merely trying to make excuses to take a rest-break from a hunting-hike in difficult terrain.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.

Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight

by m999999999m November 14, 2021

Allegedly

Definitely fucking not

Dude, I’m allegedly going to some bitch’s b-day party… it’s gonna be totally lame!

by groovydiaper May 21, 2022

allegedly

conveying that something is claimed, or to say without evidence and or proof. commonly to claim of something occurring.

he allegedly partook in the spread of obscene material on the internet.

by fish_381 September 2, 2022

Allegedly

Backwards is Yield Jailah

more off the subliminal bullshit allegedly, all brainwashing

by Mineowedwus April 18, 2023

Allegedly

ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.

Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023