Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

Alcheimers

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.

I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.

by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010

Alzheimers Moment

An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.

An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.

Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.

by RavenGamer42 June 21, 2017

Alzheimers

When you forget things.
What was the word again?

Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

Alzheimers Disease

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories

Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.

by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

Alzheimers

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

by R@D October 27, 2020