Alford

when someone takes your car

oh that sucks. you have been alford

by SolidName January 29, 2015

Michael Alford

He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.

Him an kyle's are good friends.

Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.

by chickenanliverisyuck September 10, 2011

Alfondo

I fictional character created by a bunch of grade twelve students.

Hey look, I'm going to draw silly faces on the chalk board. Look! It looks like an AlFondo. Rad.

by SomeGradeTwelveStudentHah May 1, 2009

Alford

Sexy, Sanctified, and Solid

Oh you're a real Alford!

by AnimeSanctificationa November 23, 2021

Alford circle

It’s the craziest block in lithonia Georgia. A lot of dangerous stuff that happened up there

Rob: Say twin pull up I just got robbed on Alford Circle
Steve:BOA HELL NAH IM NOT PUSHING UP TO ALFORD CIRCLE DEM NIGGAS CRAZY

by twinflags February 18, 2022

alford

When you bail on your wife's birthday to go turkey hunting but don't kill a turkey

"I pulled an alford"

"Dude don't pull an alford"

"I would never do an alford"

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Alfondo

He is like an alfie but beyond the normal type of goober he eats items that where not designed by God to be eaten

Alfondo wow stupid

by Definitely not Schteevo1 November 7, 2023