Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.
If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!
A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.
If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.
If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!
by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014
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We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.
We all love them.
We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.
We all love them.
Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.
by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021
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Get the Pulling an Alford mug.Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.
Ryan: yo, wassup zo
Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*
Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*
Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*
Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*
by User4568912 October 30, 2019
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by statsoffire December 7, 2010
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A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.
*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.
*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.
*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.
by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023
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