alcohol 

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary

alcohol by dagreatest February 5, 2009

alcohol 

Liquid Panty Remover

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."

alcohol by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006

alcohol 

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.

alcohol by Emilio Harwich April 23, 2006

alcohol 

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison?

Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway

alcohol by in966 January 17, 2011

alcohol 

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

alcohol by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

alcohol 

Social lubricant

Boy I need some alcohol to get this party started.

alcohol by melissadpm February 17, 2010

Alcohol 

A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.

Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days.

Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.

Chap 1: Quite!

Alcohol by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008