Alan 

A kind hearted person that I personally love right now at least but anyway he is cute and a kind and happy and out going and if you have your self a Alanor if you are AlanI just want you or them to know that they or you are special and amazing in every way

“Alan is such a sweet loving guy and more

Alan by Kylie June 26, 2018

Alan 

my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music

he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan

Alan by ayethatone October 5, 2011

Alan 

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

Alan by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

Alan 

alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum

Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures

Alan by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019

alan 

A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick

Your such an Alan

alan by ErabBabo April 18, 2018

Alan 

A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men

“Oh he is such an alan”

Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.

Alan by Nugba April 11, 2020

Alan 

A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it

Shady: *dab*

Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*

Alan by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020