alan

alan is a memer that loves to play roblox. he also watches roblox porn. he directs a roblox porn. when you find a wild alan keep him because you will never get another one. alan is also very interisting to talk to&says the randomest stuff. alan is also vv good at soccer.

oh snap ,, its alan!

by immajhit April 19, 2019

alan

a little bitch that likes a girl and is crazy about her but she fucking hates him in real life and is to scared to tell him he has a small dick

that girl said your such a alan

by hahajod November 01, 2017

alan

fat negro, all he does is eat, sits on his fat bum all day and munches on 15 cheese burgers everyday, his fav shop is kfc, typically weighs 469kg

woah look at that alan he’s super obese

omg that alan just broke the chair

by Unclesaresexyasf October 15, 2019

alan

the world's best person, now one can be as best as him

alan the pro

by panda911lol June 02, 2017

alan

someone gay

alan is rlly gay

by butt fcker February 29, 2016

alan

alan is super gay has no penis and is in relationship with kevin

alan is gay and has no dick

by fsgbjdnfgmlfdzmxkvlx/bjk;ngb g February 06, 2018

alan

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.

Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true

by DavidDoge January 03, 2017