Alakazoo

1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.

Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."

by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

Alamka

He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.

ALL HAIL ALAMKA

by Wheres the goddamn bus August 12, 2021

Alahki

A meaning of seeking inner peace and prosperity, throughout the darkest times of inner destruction.

In my life, throughout the hard times I will work through it no matter what. I must seek alahki.

by Savana97 July 20, 2020

afaik

as far as i know

"When will the page be back?"
"afaik in 2 hours"

by Macho January 12, 2003

Alaia

Alaia is a usually very exuberant woman who draws attention from those around her. She’s usually very intelligent and is a big help to those who need it. Being caring and compassionate, Alaia also has an attractive demeanor and can easily entrance someone. Her trust is hard to gain, but once you’ve earned it, she will stick by your side like a dog. Alaia also has a humorous side and likes to fool around, making her a good friend and entertainment. However, betraying her in any way can lead to drastic faults. Being athletic, Alaia has plentiful strength and an agile mind that can easily turn anyone against you- so stay on her good side.

“Your’re such an Alaia.”
“Don’t make her mad, or she’ll go all Alaia on you.”

by rick_and_morty January 4, 2018

Alaine

Alaine is the best person you could ever meet. Alaine is one of kind... in a good way! She's always there to hear you out. She knows how to put someone in their place so be aware but will befriend anyone. She's a social butterfly: she very involved and talks to absolutely everyone. She's not shy and just a great person to be around any day.

people walking on campus

random 1: Hey Alaine!
random 2: How's it going Alaine?!
random 3: Are you going to the meeting tonight Alaine?!
random 4: Alaine!!

by shituottawastudentsays January 13, 2013

Alainah

Beautiful

Nice when you first meet her but will tease the hell out of you when you’re close
She’s quiet at first but super loud after you’ve known her for like a week
All the boys like her and all the girls wanna be her
She’s supportive yet brutally honest
She’ll love you to pieces if you’re close
She’ll take a bullet for anyone
Hilarious

Overall a great person.

“Wow I wish I was Alainah’s friend.”

by .alainahs.great. May 2, 2019