Akon

Guy who takes down any girl 10 years younger than him and then appologizes like he didnt know

man, you hair about that teacher on the news
that fucker is tryin to pull an akon!

by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

Akon

A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.

Pronounced- 'A-Con'

'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'

See-
www.thesmokinggun.com

by 200615317MB April 18, 2008

Akon

An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.

-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."

by loaghsj April 18, 2008

akon

A faggot ass wannabe rnb singer who's popularity is soaring thanks to lifeless tasteless douche bags who listen to this shit. this guys a fucking joke. he claims that he spent years behind bars for running an auto theft ring. the truth is this asshole served a couple short sentences for unpaid parking tickets and now is tryin to make hard shit out of it. also this bitch claims to not be proud of being a felon and that hes trying to forget that part of his life. yet the fucking moron introduces himself as "convict" in the beginning of each song. what a fucking tool and a waste of fucking oxygen.

14 year old fag: omgzorz have u heard the new akon song sexy bitch??
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.

by communismbeatsdemocracy November 17, 2009

Akon

A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs

I just pulled an Akon on my sister girlfriend

by The Poppo July 6, 2007

Akon

The epitome of suck in modern pop music. From his nasaly synsythesized singing too his questionable rapping skills and choice in woman(not many men can get away with molesting a 14 year old on stage)" it's a wonder that anyone can stand to listen to him without the aid of a valium or a shotgun.

Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.

by PhishPhan420 December 27, 2008

Akon

1. (adjective) A really dark skinned man who sucks at RnB singing, reffering to the RnB/Pop singer who uses autotune. Im not saying black people cant sing, there are some very talented black singers, and Im not racist because im friends with lots of black people.

Really dark skinned man: *starts singing*

Other guy: Man he cant sing

Other guy 2: I know and hes about as black as black can get.

Other guy: He is such an Akon.

by I dont know!!!!!1!!one!1one! August 14, 2009