Akron Hammer

Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.

The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.

by TsteelCity36 November 9, 2009

Akerna

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.

Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.

by The_Mark July 10, 2019

Fatty From Akron

When you're grandma loves you so much that you do crystal meth and cheat on your girlfriend with a girl who has a fat ass from Akron.

I cheated on amber with a fatty from akron.

by Joe Namath January 30, 2019

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

A university comprised of mainly male population

Embry-riddle Aeronautical University is a total sausage fest.

by hfghfdh February 12, 2006

Akron, Ohio

Located in northeast ohio ...midway between Cleveland & Canton ohio,Akron Ohio aka Crackron Ohio.! Home of LeBron James, Beanie Wells , & Birthplace of AA alcoholics Anonymous).Located between Cleveland & Canton. Akron is a jungle. Where you can get shot on a sunday afternoon broad daylight right after church. Dont try exploring downtown because its always under construction. The north side is filled with Nepali refugees & none of them know how to drive. Even tho AA was started here heroin & meth riddle the city. Stay away from the eastside & westside bc they will murder you & every hooker you ever need is on south arlington , johnston street , & east exchange street. Home of the akron runner ducks & Akron U ....dont come to akron if you cant hold your own

We cant go to Akron, Ohio after dark. They will kill us.

by BennyyyBitch October 22, 2019

university of akron

The University of Akron is a public university in downtown Akron, Ohio with nearly 30,000 students. Although not the most well-known or prestigious university out there, it does have some highly nationally ranked programs (the Industrial/Organizational Psychology graduate program, the College of Business Administration, the College of Engineering, and The College of Polymer Science and Polymer Engineering). It is also home to the Archives of the History of American Psychology (which contains materials from some of psychology's most famous experiments, like Milgram's shock experiments) and the 2010 Division 1 National Champion soccer team.

Although I'm sure this reads like an advertisement, that's definitely not the intent. I'm just a current student who strongly disagrees that this is "the shittiest excuse for a school ever created". The school's not perfect (parking sucks--although it's improved slightly with the opening of the newest parking deck, they do have some douchetastic professors, etc), but the only other urbandictionary entry for the school as of this writing is pretty much a load of shit.

John Heisman coached football at the University of Akron.

by xkcdfan February 21, 2011